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because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER 

The answer to anything when no other answer will suffice.
guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"

guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"

Lakka fucking shit 

To express a great sense of excitement on a occasion.
Man1 ;I'm gonna go get a case of beer for tonight

Man2 ;Lakka fucking shit
Lakka fucking shit by Brynn 2 April 30, 2010

ex-fucking-spand 

The act of placing a 'fucking' in the middle of a word to create a feeling of urgency or to make a point.
Ex-fucking-spand 'ed version!

Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'

Regular version!

Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.

cup-fucking 

When someone does not have enough money to buy a sex toy. Instead they make one from objects you can find at home.
I walked in on him cup-fucking a glove.
cup-fucking by laborra November 23, 2013

this fucking opening

phrase used express the euphoria created by the opening song of any movie or TV show. this phrase tends to be used frequently by anime fans.
"Hey, How are you liking Attack on Titan?"
"Dude, this fucking opening..."
this fucking opening by Dirge Able January 23, 2015

jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker 

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.
Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!