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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

LET THEM EAT CAKE

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE
by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025
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eating good

getting a fuckton of very poggers information
us splatoon fans eating good this month
by Galaxiewolf February 13, 2024
mugGet the eating goodmug.

National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.
National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.
by Cheesecakeismybsf December 11, 2019
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Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex
Those two are going to beat em and eat em
by pablowisdom January 6, 2017
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
mugGet the eating ass in the bagmug.

Coochie eating

Same as dick riding but for girls

It’s like when your on someone’s top like you on them for no reason
That bitch coochie eating”
“You just dry coochie eating”
by Vonnie2tispy#thequeen June 6, 2025
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