Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
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Get the You eat the corn and the cob mug.The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.
When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.
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