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Tae Kwon Do

A style of martial arts that is complete and utter nonsense.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.
TKD Man: OHYA!!! Well, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can beat you up.

Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***
by John Raven.exe May 17, 2006
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Do The Right Thing

a phrase used to describe something illicit, sinful, or dangerous you are about to do.
Dad: What are you doing with those cigarettes?
Son: Just going outside to do the right thing.

Guy1: Why did I see you leaving the bar with my girlfriend last night?
Guy2: Don't worry dude I was just doing the right thing.
by maxwellgardener January 23, 2009
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do ya thing

Be in your limits
Mind in do ya thing
by Jammusultandc July 17, 2018
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White-Kwan-Do

The art of a racist white guy who talks shit about black people then runs his ass off when shit hits the fan.
Hey Jerome! Look at that group of wiggers running from those black guys. They must know White-Kwan-Do
by Zypher May 14, 2004
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The goggles! They do nothing!

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"
Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."
by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009
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do me a lemon

Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.
"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."
by David from Kingsbury April 28, 2006
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Dil-tae-do

Person who combines the martial arts and the art of handling not one but two Dildos linked with a rope or chain like nunchucks.
Wow, she has skills, she must be a Dil-tae-do black belt.
by Mr. Miyagy-do October 21, 2009
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