perm penis bleeding

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range

i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop

by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025

New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out

My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.

by jackbosgames March 29, 2025

The Sunflower Beeds

The Sunflower Beeds

The Sunflower Beeds

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

Sheep's Horn Bread

Another name for a croissant, referring to its curved shape that resembles a sheep’s horn.

This café has the best Sheep's Horn Bread in the city.

by MegaPiggy March 11, 2026

ass like a breadbasket

A woman's curvy, toned derriere.

Tommy: "Is there something you forgot to tell me about?"
T.L.: "Nothing comes to mind."
Tommy: "How about a 5-foot-3 blonde with an ass like a breadbasket?"
T.L.: "Oh, yeah. She spent the night."
(from Landman, season 2, episode 10, regarding the character Cheyenne)

by zkmetro March 16, 2026

cake is just gay bread

fruit cake. fish cake. confetti cake. pineapple upside down cake. POUND CAKE.....

cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on

oh and sugar? gay salt

Cake is just gay bread

by Sickomonster November 7, 2025