Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.

Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `

by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011

Jack-in-the-Box Zombie

Worthless fucktard that derives his pleasure from ruining everything.

Player: "Shit! That Jack-in-the-Box Zombie blew up my Gloom-shrooms!"

by Toadstars September 9, 2022

Fabric Covered Box

A cubicle.

"Here I am spending my prime in fabric covered box."

by Pointy haired boss 123 October 11, 2022

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

put you in a box

basically means when you fight someone you finna beat them up

yo sj ima put you in a box if you keep playing with me

by pjagoatt March 25, 2022

Different box of frogs

Two things that contrast each other so strongly they aren't comparable.

"Edibles and Acid are a completely different box of frogs."

by LeBushman April 11, 2022

Golden juice box

When you pee in a girls mouth cause she says wait im thirsty

Blue legacy asked me to stop for a second shes thirsty. So I gave her a golden juice box.now she's mad at me.

by J BROW April 19, 2021