Bird Turgling

The act of stealing somebody's toilet seat mid poo

You bird turgling buffoon you've ruined grandma's Christmas

by ChipTurglesBirds December 31, 2025

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Eat two birds and a stone

A phrase used when one tries to multitask, but does somthing so stupid that it ends up escalating all the situations into further chaos.

Anthony thought he could record a YouTube video of his brain surgery. He was holding his selfie stick as he was going under anesthesia. In the middle of his surgery, he dropped the selfie stick onto the doctor, causing the camera to break, and the doctor ended up slicing off part of his brian. Now he cant pronounce words with letter "w". He really decided to eat two birds and a stone with that one

by That boleyn girl January 3, 2026

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Birding

The act of aggressively targeting the backline

“I’m Birding their heals”

“They are Birding me”

by The birder January 4, 2026

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A bird

A man that is not emotionally attached to you, all of the attention and love he is giving you is just temporary. Making him a “ Bird “

He arrives, then fly’s away.

Man she must of not known I’m a bird

by Phobicmannn January 5, 2026

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Feed the birds

to masturbate and cum

Where did he go
"He went to Feed the birds"

by apersononinternet January 19, 2025

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Mellow Bird's

Mellow Bird's is a popular granular coffee brand that made it's debut in the 1970's, and subsequently made a resurgence in 2025 when social media users began talking about it and getting social media creators to say it for comic effect

Do you drink Mellow Bird's?

No but I saw someone ask Cheryl Fergison if she drinks it on TikTok live

by kathyprice2007 January 31, 2025

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