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taxi bird

The girl or woman who is apparently the ugliest or the worse for wear in the club or other premises at the end of the night, which normally you wouldn't usually entertain or think about seeing her, but as you have little money at the end of the night and need to get home you flirt with her and tell her she is hot in order to get a free lift home.
Hey joe, I'm gonna need a taxi bird at end of night as I'm skint.
by singer61 May 5, 2018
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Mama birded

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick
Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel
by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017
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Bird

Commonly refers to an organisnm capable of flight using appendages called “wings” to generate lift. They act as a glider taking advantage of thermals to increase thier lift and minimise drag.

They are also usually very light, small and aerodynamic.

Some birds however don’t have the advantage of flight. Some birds, for example the emu, are too big and heavy to fly.

Also birds are NOT mammals, they are AVIANS.
My friend Alex has a pet bird called, “frank”.

The emu won a war against the australians in, “the great emu war”.
by TheConfusedPerson September 4, 2021
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undercover yummie bird

A young man, usually from late teens to early adulthood, hiding his homosexual tendencies. An undercover yummie bird must be good looking, give away hints of homosexual behavior but yet deny any accusation of same sex physical attraction.
That man is looking at the guy all the time, I am certain he is an undercover yummie bird waiting to be discovered.
by guilherme128 June 12, 2007
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Mama Bird

When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.
“Yo man, this girl and I got really crazy last night! She said she wanted to give me a Mama Bird!”
by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020
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birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
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Bird tail

Bird tail is a set of words or a phrase in which you call someone such as “dude” and is also something good that happens such as “awesome or amazing”
* Whats up birdtail? How was your weekend
* (friend) hey man i just hit the lottery for 500$ on a scratchoff!!
(You) BIRDTAIL

BIRDTAIL: Bird tail is a set of words or a phrase in which you call someone such as “dude” and is also something good that happens such as “awesome or amazing”
by king master October 9, 2022
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