Bush

A name of a needy, unfunny person, who brags about something good in his life.

Guy #1 “That guy kept asking me for money “
Guy #2 “Right, He’s Such a Bush”

by EthanIsGreat April 22, 2018

Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either

Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.

by bushsplat February 23, 2024

Bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times through the night. How or when it is done does not matter aslong as it is achieved by dawn. “Extra credit if not found out by said women till completed” (not a necessity)

Craig- “oii Damien did you hear that jocko pulled off a BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA with sally, amber and summer last night”

Damien- “what a unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022

Hard bushing

The vigorous yet gentle rubbing of two or more girthy mustache.

We were hard bushing near a grassy knoll.

by Vealson June 10, 2024

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2013

toxic bush

person with lots of curly hair that is toxic

ah look the toxic bush is bck

by billbillybill July 17, 2024

Bush

In reference to Gearge W Bush, 43rd President of the United States.
He did 9/11

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Bush did 9/11

by KantoChaos July 21, 2017