Daniel Lauder

A extremely weak and skinny 5'7 14 year old with a tiny dick who somehow succeeds in getting women.

Person 1: How's that weak skinny guy getting all the bitches

Person 2: Oh that's just Daniel Lauder

by FatCock M'c CockCock May 1, 2022

Daniel

The most handsome person of the 2000s and is literally the best person on earth but is too intelligent for human kind to understand. You heard me right peasants.

Random Joe: OMG I’m so smart
Daniel: Bitch I’m actually laughing

Random Joe: Ok then...

by Yass-Queen October 10, 2020

damn daniel

a young man looking quite cute and dressing freshly, in specific to white vans.

damn daniel back at it again with the white vans

by white vansss August 29, 2016

Daniel

Daniel is known for being a true Rammler. He drives the fastest cars, can drink a Maß beer aus der Hand and always has a wild story or two to tell you. If you see Daniel, you will notice his fresh and precise haircuts even though he is not willing to spend a lot of money on barbers. He is a business man, Rapper, successful podcaster and a champion at throwing footballs.
And it’s his Birthday today. Happy Birthday Daniel!

You should not miss out on listening to his Podcast Reden am Limit.

Daniels life is a story am limit.

by OG-Rammler-Squad December 1, 2021

Crap Daniels

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.

"Dude... You forgot your girlfriends birthday today.."

"Crap Daniels!!"

by wonderkind April 30, 2010

Damn DANIEL

One does not simply call them 'White Vans', they are the DAMN DANIELS.

" Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans! " - An Asian Friend

by KlimekTheWise September 3, 2016

Daniel Z

Daniel Z is extraordinary in more ways than one. He’s skinny now but he will be ripped next summer! His dream girl is a 5’2 Leo with dark hair and blue eyes. However, there’s no chance this girl will like him back; he has a little cock.

Daniel Z also has a wild side. He’s always down for a little bit of danger wether it’s sneaking out the apartment on holiday or stealing a car and taking it for a joy ride. He’s a horrible barber but he’s for sure good with his hands in other areas ;)…… like cooking.

Macy: Hey look at daniel Z!
Stevie: Cawww he’s so hot. I want him to threaten me with a knife during foreplay.

by I want to be Dan’s dream girl November 28, 2021