A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
Get the Chair birdmug. "I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."
by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 12, 2017
Get the bird hoursmug. A fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her analhole waiting for the man to younger it out
by Twinker101 February 6, 2017
Get the bird starchmug. A person of the younger generation who kiss ass to try and get to the top, and think they all some shit.... otherwise known as KISS ASS
by Twistedcricket June 12, 2023
Get the bird suckermug. 
basically jones has toenail talons like an eagle. people only discuss sturley birds over dinner but by no means is this something you want to discuss while eating.
by thesturleybirdh8tr June 1, 2011
Get the sturley birdmug. Wow man, John's assistant is one hell of a drinking bird! She got him a business class plane ticket to Bangkok for under $1,000, incredible!
by PHEdward June 16, 2017
Get the drinking birdmug.