Scattere

An Italian word that means scattered brain (pronounced scatter-ray)

I am so scattere about this homework!

by Fathomium November 21, 2021

Scooter

A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.

Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah

by Notactuallyscooter November 22, 2021

Scooter

A Scooter is a fun sport that you should try!

(you need to live near a skatepark tho)

Hey, lets go scooter at the skatepark.

(I don't know why it is called a skatepark, skaters, scooterers, and bikers, etc. all go there.

by SpunkySpinky January 12, 2022

Scoit

Scoit is a word to describe someone as a bootleg scout (from team fortress 2).
Also in correlation with "Scoitis", a more bootleg scoit.. somehow.
Do not confuse Scoitis with Scottish thought.

"Bro that guy is just a scoit, he insults us on how we are slow and easy to kill."

by NoobusAce December 21, 2021

Scoitis

Scoitis is just a more bootleg scoit.
What else is there to say.

"Hey you know that kit called Agile?"
"Yeah?"
"It feels like a Scoitis, just makes fun of us not being fast enough.
plus that kit is SO ANNOYING!"

by NoobusAce December 21, 2021

scooter pus

A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it

I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen

by Peter Hung December 31, 2021

Scoot-fart

When you try to scoot and your bumhole turns into a whistle for all to hear. Scooooootttt.

JD tried to get out of his chair quietly. Instead he let a lil scoot-fart to announce his presence in the room.

by hesthly January 7, 2022