Idol Aya Syndrome

Instead of brain there is only Aya Maruyama.

Person: "Awwwwwww Aya is so cute I love her so muchhh"

"Yep this dude definitely has Idol Aya Syndrome"

by ohhhh idk idk idk whyyy May 15, 2020

Last Text Syndrome

When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.

Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!

John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)

by 5lartibartfa5t October 23, 2012

Paul Lynde Syndrome

When some one is completely clueless about another indivuals homosexuality.

"how can she not know your gay?"
"She suffers from an acute case of Paul Lynde Syndrome."

by razerwolf July 13, 2012

post-concert syndrome

The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.

Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.

by C. Hunter May 3, 2012

Girly Kinky Syndrome

A person who have fetishist of being a girl or women although they are not gay and 100% straight.

If you have Girly Kinky Syndrome then it's normal because you're into girls!

by CockLord2222 September 10, 2022

Blue Car Syndrome

The act of seeing or hearing something and then suddenly seeing it everywhere.

You buy a blue car, and suddenly you notice blue cars everywhere. This is Blue Car Syndrome.

by Erik N May 22, 2006

stalker guilt syndrome

When you appear to be following someone by coincidence. And then you wonder if they think you are stalking them because you keep following them. Then you are unsure whether you actually are stalking them or not and begin to feel guilty.

Gary refuses to take the bus anymore, I think hes got stalker guilt syndrome!

by Abe The Awesome June 23, 2008