PITA

Pain
In
The
Ass

Can be used for texting, etc.

"Dude, that guy is such a PITA"

by Larry Thats My Suitcase June 27, 2016

pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Pitch

A partially smoked cigarette that has been put out with the intent on smoking the remainder at a later time.

Hey, did you smoke my pitch I left outside?

by Boner Roo November 25, 2016

pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang

"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"

by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016

pitou

Pitou is a pitou. He is a meteorologist. He also is the Great Monarch, The Cosmical Christ, And the Green Man. Nobody loves him but it doesn't matter <3

"Pitou est entrepreneur" - Gobi 2017

by Quaduor January 31, 2017

pity biddy

When you get a bid to a sorority/fraternity because you have a sad backstory

"Did you hear that Kate got a bid from Zeta?"
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."

by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017