poo

A brown consistency that come out of your bum hole: you can get it in;

Sloppy

Rocky
Chunky
Liquid

And more

Son: Mom i did a poo
Mom: oh it’s a mixture of liquid and rocky

by stupidityisyourmum October 17, 2021

Poo

A little brown thing that comes out ya bum

Alba:I eat poo for breakfast

by Misplaced hearing aid girlies June 24, 2024

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

Peek-a-Poo

During intercourse, your girlfriend, without warning, sticks her finger in your (preferably) virgin butthole.

While Ms. K and I were getting it on last night, she gave me my first Peek-a-Poo!

by TarotChick82 June 12, 2021

wet poo

You wet poo means someone is smelly stick burger and is a poo fart

Johnny is a wet poo

by BigLadConnor September 8, 2022

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022