Poo smoke

Also known as fart
The gases that arise from your poo while pooping

Man My poo smoke is hella smelly today- what the hell did I eat?

by Srkarl July 10, 2020

GHOST POO

You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace

I just dropped a ghost poo

by jp72 March 17, 2015

poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.

"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!

by Doctor Fudgy January 21, 2020

Sashy poo

Sashy poo is a strange being that is considered mysterious even amongst the creatures in the deepest darkest parts of the sea. She is quirky and weird overall and is extremely unfunny.

Tim: "Did you see that strange girl over there?"
Josh: "Yeah she was an absolute Sashy poo."

by Sashypoo person July 30, 2022

Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth

pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo

by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 08, 2011

space poo

Shitting into a vacuum cleaner pretending you're astronaut.

I'm gonna mix it up and go for a space poo!

by Newagearsewipe March 09, 2016