you give someone a brass monkey when your hands are cold from either dipping them in ice water or holding a cold beer and then cup their genitalia in your freezing palms.
by luckyfemur May 18, 2009
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Get the Monkey Dunk mug.a rasist saying for african americans and some one who sits on their porch and starys at the nabiors
by sapel August 10, 2007
Get the porch monkey mug.Someone who deliberately does not wash their hair reguarly and is regarded by others as a greasy skett. Hair smells and dandruff flakes are apparent they are not pleasent to look at.
Emma Staunton
"Go grease lightning"
"You' ve got enough grease on top to open up a chip shop!!"
"Err have you seen that Grease Monkey over there!? She wants to go get that hair of hers checked out by the Grease Police!"
"Go grease lightning"
"You' ve got enough grease on top to open up a chip shop!!"
"Err have you seen that Grease Monkey over there!? She wants to go get that hair of hers checked out by the Grease Police!"
by Susan Windridge February 20, 2009
Get the Grease Monkey mug.Hey, check out Beth's smoking monkey, she just got back from the laser hair removal clinic; She's ready for bikini season now!
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Get the munching monkey mug.Derogatory term describing the lazy illegal Mexican population in the US. These "spicks" suck millions of US tax dollars out through free health care, unemployment benefits, and have the US citizens paying $100's more in taxes to support the unregistered, unwanted Mexicans in the US (over 12 million) Porch Monkeys are Mexicans who only sit on their porch all day while the rest of the civilized world is working. Many people tell them to get up off their Mexican asses and go to work, but they are too lazy.
Juan, the porch monkey, is an illegal immigrant and has never had or job, and he doesn't pay taxes of any kind.
by Kenny LS July 16, 2007
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