michael

michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.

bro pulling a michael

i had fun on my date, until he whiped out his phone and pulled a michael.

by shortandround August 2, 2023

Michael Jackson

Hee hee man

"Hee hee"

"Oh look it's Michael Jackson!"

by Heé November 7, 2022

Michael

Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!

Is that Michael? He’s so amazing !

by anonymous April 19, 2021

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023

Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.

'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020

Michael saliby

Most handsome guy on earth , he’s hot and all girls are inlove with him, he is very loyal to whoever and a real gentlemen so don’t screw your relation with him he’s the best you can ever find.

I personally define Michael Saliby as the best guy in the world

by ~*^^*~:) November 23, 2021

Michael Hatcher

fully slut. you are. better off staying away.

Michael Hatcher is a fugly slut, don't be his friend.

by penismcfrappler27 December 7, 2019