Michael Kane

Best Jap to ever live

I love Michael Kane

by LowRat September 20, 2023

Michael Gash

Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability

Ex kings lynn Town striker

Very fit

Girl: woah look its Michael Gash he is so hot
Girl 2 : I would definitely smash

by Guinness June 17, 2021

Michael Snowdon

The man, the myth, the legend.

Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.

Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.

Wow, have you seen Michael Snowdon, he’s asleep on the stairs - must’ve been on the K Cider.

by Check One Two January 02, 2025

Michael

Michael will always leave you to die with the furries

Michael: *walks away*
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!

by a guy with an atomic bomb April 20, 2023

Michael O’connell

If you find a Michael O’Connell and you see or know him date him he’s a very good looking and genuinely good guy

Also I love you you know who your are

Dang Tressa Your dating “Michael O’Connell”

You saw that “Michael O’Connell” Kid

by FriskyFortnutter November 18, 2018

Michael Truong

A Michael Truong is the Russian equivalent of a Chav. Otherwise known as a Gopnik. The Michael Truong is special because when he T-Poses, his penis physically retracts into his anus, thereby gifting him with the ability to play Fallout 4 for several days straight.

Russian Gopnik: Oi whaddya think of me adidas tracksuit?
Michael Truong: Lil cheap don ye think. Oit brotha lemme jus go do play me fallout 4.

by nikito July 21, 2018

Joshua Michael Nayar

A fucking gay Indian motherfucker that loves to slap cats ass and get jumped by dogs , he is like a magnet for animal sex

The animals were turned on by Joshua Michael Nayar

by Orange fuck October 01, 2021