Prabh: Yoo! Aaliyah sent pics of Nathan’s bumbum!
Aaliyah: Yeha he was hella thicc you could call it a bum bum bum!!
Aaliyah: Yeha he was hella thicc you could call it a bum bum bum!!
by Prabhs December 17, 2018
by Franklin T. May 02, 2022
To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)
I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general August 31, 2018
When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take
by Laurentheinnocent December 17, 2018
by Beefanny February 14, 2018
1. A word you commenly use when you are a wanna be ghetto 10-year-old.
2. Also used when you get all-net in basketball
2. Also used when you get all-net in basketball
1. Josh: Aww Jane stop being such a Bumnudge's friend.
2. Tyler: Ohh Bum-nudge, that was all in there!
2. Tyler: Ohh Bum-nudge, that was all in there!
by Queeners13 January 15, 2011
Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.
Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!
by ZER21 October 05, 2023