Pounding God's Fist

A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?

"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"

by sheepdrea August 4, 2008

holy shit god

one who's ass reeks of pure stench- worse than rotted oxen flesh sitting in arizona sun for several years. the ruler of ass funk often despised yet admired by his closest of drinking buddies

My boy big herm is the holy shit god himself. He often clears out entire house parties with his anal attacks.

by rocafella and herm September 25, 2006

whoa my god

As in Oh my god only its whoa my god.

whoa my god that guy is hella hott :D

by muhkinze June 23, 2008

Baba God ô

nigerian english to discribe the Lord

thank You baba God ô to the rain

by Samagwe February 24, 2019

God's Gift To Women

God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.

Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.

Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.

by BusinessMan July 21, 2005

gods green clouds

1. some good good weed mutha fucka.
2. a level of stoned that has you sitting on gods clouds.

homie1: dude, im baked. ahhhh.
homie2: maaaan, im on gods green cloudss.

by mjmjmj16 June 5, 2011

god's golf partner

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!

that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009