Urban Dick

Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage.

Fits G-Union perfectly.

by Anonymous April 28, 2006

shit the dick

"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.

I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.

by b1akemore July 27, 2011

dick ladder

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

by larry and great white October 9, 2008

god's dick

Anything viewed in nature that resembles a penis.

That hippo's tale looks just like a head and shaft... There it is man...god's dick...

by Eagleeye December 26, 2013

psycho dick

the male equivalent of a "psycho chick/bitch." basically a guy who seems sincere, emotionally available, and affectionate until you disagree with him or catch him cheating, at which point he morphs into a defensive, mean-spirited, controlling jerk and tries to put the blame for HIS dishonest behavior on you.

I couldn't believe Derick turned out to be a Psycho Dick! He went from a dream boyfriend to an abusive jerk when his ex showed up in town.

by shinseiki October 27, 2007

poopy dick

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

by Rick March 6, 2003

Bear Dick

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.

I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.

by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006