Dirty Dog

Just like it sounds... someone who likes to eat dirty hot dogs.

"Dirty Dog enjoys the taste of it MOST after it's fallen into the campfire dirt."

by PDUB MIA April 6, 2021

kennel the dogs

To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.

I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.

by The last word July 3, 2014

pootie dog

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

by Caprowler December 2, 2016

FLOS DOG

Fat Lop Of Shit with Dilutions Of Grandeur

Have you looked at yourself in the mirror you FLOS DOG

by anonymous February 20, 2021

Spooge-dog

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.

n. A dog made of spooge.

I wish that spooge-dog would hop off my nuts, she's so ugly.

by cockmasterflex513 August 17, 2011

grassy dog

Someone who runs off into the bushes to hide when they are either confronted or offended, before running home to tell mummy about the bad time.

So I called this guy a cunt at work, and he just runs off into the bushes to hide! Next thing you know we're having a meeting about harassment...fucking Grassy Dog!!

by rustyhook7 June 10, 2019

Dog surfing

Sliding your feet on the floor on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you don't step on the dog who is sleeping somewhere in the room.

I heard you dog surfing at 2:00 AM on your way to the bathroom.

by Vf500f December 13, 2019