Wet Boy

A boy who acts gay/extremely feminine.
Somebody boys with no female friends are jealous of

"He is always with girls. What a wet boy"
"He can't fight because he's a wet boy"

by Moo Cho Di January 17, 2024

wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander

Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

Wet

Wet can be used to describe something that is hot, amazing, fresh or cool. Usually to add emphasis on something that is well liked or appreciated.

Guy1: Damn, that shirt is pretty wet!

Guy2: I know, I got it from target.

Example 2:
Guy: Damn, you’re looking wet today!

Girl: Excuse me what did you just say?!

Guy: It means you look fine!
Girl: Just because I took a shower earlier doesn’t mean you have to comment on it. Besides I know that means! 🙄

by TheHotOne1 September 7, 2023