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Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.
"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"
by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018
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Hoodlum Ice Train

When the boys on a logship sort yard stay warm by pegging each other
Fuck it’s so cold out here Jason said we should form a hoodlum ice train.
by Burgling Turds January 5, 2022
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Ice Spicecism

Is a philosophical branch derived from stoicism, that incorporates Ice Spice's unconscious, involuntary and effortless preaches.

For Spicecists, the word "Ice" symbolizes a healthy detachment from the surroundings, emotional resilience to misfortune, and the acceptance of things one can't control. All of which are virtues preached by stoicism. In Spicisism, such virtues are highlighted through Ice Spice's nonchalant, effortless, and yet effective delivery of words in her songs.

Not only Ice Spice's tone, but the occasional addition of casual words such as "like" after the sentence "Bitch, I am a baddie I get what I want" just enhances the nonchalant. Furthermore, the very content of the lyrics consists of nonchalant "Ice" symbolism; an example being statements about you should not worry, because if they are not right, they must be a munch.

Both "Ice" and "Spice" are elements of nature, and that is a purposeful choice. Like stoics, by making choices in agreement with nature Spicecists can reach prohairesis. Spicecism allows one to always make well-reasoned choices and statements, many of which can be observed in Ice Spice's discography.

Finally, like the Stoics, Spicicists also believe that virtue in everyday life is key and sufficient for achieving eudaimonia, which means reaching immaculate vibes and living the ultimate slay life. Eudaimonia is something that only Ice Spice and a few others have achieved by following Spicecism by the book.
Look at how well Hanna manages distress and deals with uncertainty. She must be a Ice Spicecism follower.
by IsAMagicGoat June 29, 2023
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Ice Crasm

A sexual experience conceived during the eating process of a very delicious ice cream.
John: "hey dude, this ice cream is so good."

Joe: "I agree! It's giving me an ice crasm!"
by xtc_jag May 2, 2024
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Iced Miyagi

In below freezing weather your goatee or beard freezes over then you perform oral sex on a woman and wax over that pussy
Tyler was explaining to Josh how he gave his girl a iced Miyagi ,when Josh asked about Tyler's cold sore.
by Josha101 August 31, 2022
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Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!
Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020
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Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.
“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”
by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018
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