Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.

by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013

Parked

Done. Over. Boring

That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)

by Da Jagermeister April 4, 2024

Robinson park

someone that cheats or a hoe

girl the boy from Robinson park

by -racheal<3 January 25, 2022

Park Dump

When having to take a dump at a strange place, particularly Disneyland

In such a hurry to get to Disneyland early in the morning, had to take a park dump

by Darth Dragonzord July 28, 2024

Seong Yun Park

A person who is a wonderful friend, has a fantastic taste in fashion and needs to hang out more.

Everyone needs a little Seong Yun Park every once in a while

by [sleepless] November 24, 2021

Park Minkyun

The lemon-voiced furry of ONF, well known for his ear-shattering 1116db cries.

"Ah, really Park Minkyun..." - Kim Hyojin after MK does literally anything

by seungjunhater69 November 21, 2020

Parked

Parked - when something is boring.

1) a car in traffic isn’t moving it’s in park - it’s boring

1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”

by 33clownboy33 June 26, 2024