by Bin Laden Junior January 22, 2021
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Squirrel. In. My. Penis
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
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Get the SIMP mug.Simp has two meanings. 1 Super Intense Minecraft Player or give soo much money to an e-girl (Or to a girl). And does whatever she tells you to. Doesn't like your hobby? You change it. You pee to much? You stop peeing! Spend to much time on tinder? (Because you fucking hate her) You stop it!
by POGMAN123 April 17, 2021
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Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
by Friending friend February 13, 2020
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