brassic park

freezing

like nips hard and icicles on your eyelashes

but with dinosaurs

‘fuck me it’s brassic park’

by kkiwi November 24, 2021

Parking Crater

A parking lot that covers an absurdly large section of a city. Often found outside stadiums, megachurches, and Walmarts. They typically take up more land area than the establishment itself. Parking craters typically have no tree cover, making them unpleasant to walk through, contribute to the urban heat island effect, force urban sprawl, thereby lengthening commute times, and take up valuable space that could be devoted to other businesses.

The center of my hometown used to be such a fun and lively area, but now it’s nothing but a big parking crater.

Coined by Urban Paint Explainer.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

South Park Progressive

Someone who's incredibly edgy for the reactions they get but is actually progressive and accepting on the inside... when you get to know them. This is in the same vein about how the creators of South Park are very liberal but use derogatory humor to express their views and get a reaction.

Friend 1: "Did Joey seriously make a 9/11 joke then make an explosion noise?"
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."

by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015

Park jimin

Sexy yet cute member of boy band BTS 😮 💨

Park Jimin kicked me

by 🕊️🕊️ March 31, 2022

Park the Carcass

verb-
1. To sit.

"arh get the fuck out of the way rory it's time to park the carcass" -kelsee
madden "hahahahahLOLOLOLOLhahahahah"

by The Maddog October 7, 2008

park kid

High school students who go to Fort Collins High school that hangout at the park next to the school. They do drugs, drink, fuck around and are complete brain dead cunts. The park is off school grounds so the kids there can't get in trouble for doing drugs.

Jack is a park kid, so we know he's high in class.

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019