A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle Schoolmug. An adjective used to describe someone who is remarkably generic looking, as if they were made in a video game character creator with all the sliders left in the middle.
Ben is so middle sliders that people often can't remember meeting him, even if they've been introduced on multiple occasions.
by Super Robo Wizard September 29, 2023
Get the middle slidersmug. a place where people talk about other people ALL THE TIME!!! they continuously don't do anything about having roaches and spiders. everyone talks abt people on social media, but when they see us in school they don't do anything. the teachers are part racist and the classrooms smell like shit. then girls talk shit on each other and then get on snapchat and act all depressed. EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT THEMSELVES.
by yourmomsmells2 June 6, 2019
Get the cecelia snyder middle schoolmug. by BiB NiBBa June 15, 2018
Get the Stevens Middle Schoolmug. by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
Get the Middle east church servicemug. The biggest of big fuck you’s. This should be used when the front facing finger just isn’t enough. Backwards is the the new way.
by Lildiva69 May 20, 2025
Get the Backwards middle fingermug. Ambrosio Soler Estrada Has Two Middle Names So Why Can Not I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Can Not Be Name Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Ambrosio Soler Estrada Has Two Middle Names So Why Can Not I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Can Not Be Name Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the Ambrosio Soler Estrada Has Two Middle Names So Why Can Not I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Can Not Be Name Angel Hellstrom Jose Roblesmug.