A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
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