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Urban Dick

Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage.
Fits G-Union perfectly.
by Anonymous April 28, 2006
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god's dick

Anything viewed in nature that resembles a penis.
That hippo's tale looks just like a head and shaft... There it is man...god's dick...
by Eagleeye December 26, 2013
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shit the dick

"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.
I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.
by b1akemore July 27, 2011
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dick ladder

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.
by larry and great white October 9, 2008
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Dick Cheney

An individual who epitomises every famous flaw of modern America: Ignorance, blind-nationalism, unrestrained self-interest, and a strong bias towards violence when tackling any problem.

Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage.

In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate.

The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises.

Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world!
"One Dick Cheney is worth an unspecified amount of Iraqi citizens".

"We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009
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Wolf Dick

What the producer of Law and Order was called in school during roll call
"Wolf, Dick? has anyone seen Wolf Dick?" " Mr Wolf, Dick to the office please.
by WOLFDICK January 17, 2009
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Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.
my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....
by mgeniusg August 23, 2006
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