Rotisserie Chicken

A thing you slap at the velocity of 1665 m/s (3725.95 MPH) to cook.

Karen: Hey how do I cook this Rotisserie Chicken?
Steve: Just slap it with the velocity of 1655 m/s

by Michael4602 March 8, 2019

dirt chicken

a creature of African American descent, often used by white law enforcement officers. Usually preceded by an expletive. Indigenous to the correctional setting.

That dirt chicken is so dark, he's purple!!

by Kevin K. Kleinfelder December 10, 2004

rubber chicken circuit

The round of fund-raising dinners attended by politicians. Refers to the standard unappetizing, rubbery chicken served at such dinners.

Bush worked the rubber chicken circuit during last years election

by addasdasfgaf November 9, 2006

Chicken skin pancake

When you take your nut-sack and press it against a glass door/window.

Chad: "im hellllla hungry brah!"

Kaitlynn: "yeahhh beeeeeeebbbbb, were fucking hungryyyy"

Blake *presses ballsack against the sliding glass door while both grabbing his shlong shaft and squeezing his ass/taint/bonch/grundle muscle to obtain optimum nut sack surface area*
"Munch on this chicken skin pancake, twat-waffles!"

by Lewis B. Puller May 21, 2014

pesca-chicken-tarian

A person who eats fish as well as chicken

Wait why are you eating chicken? Aren’t you a pescatarian?

No I’m a pesca-chicken-tarian

by NotFoxy__ November 18, 2022

when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

Tiny Chicken Disease

A terrible disease that occurs when a tiny chicken gets into the head of a human and lays eggs. The eggs hatch and more tiny chickens are born. Then the new generation of tiny chickens lay eggs, then they hatch and so on until there a so many tiny chickens that they can't fit inside the head. They need to get out, but they're pressing against the skull. The only way they can escape is via the nose/mouth/eyes.

Or, for the less imaginitive - the common cold

Often abbreviated to 'TCD'

"Ahhh, I feel terrible. Headache, sore throat, running eyes and nose, a cough, keep sneezing. I think I've got the Tiny Chicken Disease."

by Alexisonfireeeee March 8, 2010