Rizzly Bear

A legendary person by the name of Jacob Morgan that has an unprecedented amount of Rizz. Used only to refer to this person.

Jacob Morgan is such a Rizzly bear, I want him to put a baby in me.

by The Rizz King III January 3, 2023

Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007

Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

Sugar Bear

A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.

A perpetual sex god.

“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”

Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”

Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”

by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024

gummy bearing

putting gummy bears in your mans dick and making his mum slowly suck them out. whilst the man dose 76 jumping jacks and screams " OH IMA GUMMY BEAR OH IMA GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY BEAR, OH YEA"

i was filming my man gummy bearing with his mum and his sister cam in and tried to join

by ima gummy bear🐻😉 March 11, 2024

Three bears body

Not to big, not to small, just right

Damn baby girl you have a three bears body

by MattHadder June 3, 2024

Bear Peas

Garden peas served with delicious bear meat, originally polar bear meat however this may be substituted with other bear meat.

Often confused with British slang Bare Peas

What are you having for dinner tonight?

I'm having bear peas mate

by NotKieran July 31, 2022