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clown baby

a whore who wears a lot of makeup
that elizabeth sure is a clown baby
by Warn the den. January 15, 2009
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baby-eater

A liberal. So named because liberals are typically in favor of abortion.
those goddamn baby-eaters want the terrists to win!
by uwg April 16, 2006
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Baby Penguin

Someone who you cannot picture in a sexual way whatsoever (to the point you reject the existence of their genitalia), it could also mean someone who is avoids anything sexual and becomes overly uncomfortable and awkward if anything related to sex comes up.

This person will forever be in the friendzone.

This person is also generally male.
"We were making sexual innuendos all night but he didn't get any of them..."

"Probs because he doesn't know what sex is...he's such a baby penguin!"

or

"He always leaves the room if the word sex even enters a conversation...typical Baby Penguin..."
"Well, he probably doesn't even know what a vagina looks like..."

"I love corrupting Baby Penguins! :)"
by STMcWrinkle March 7, 2012
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Baby Job

1. Having sex with a pregnant woman.

2. While having sex with said pregnant woman, you stick your dick so far inside her, you puncture the placenta and you have your dick played with by the fetus.
1. I think I'll go get a baby job from my girlfriend.

2. Uh oh! I think we're having a baby job! Call 911!
by element6643 April 18, 2009
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baby bag

Used to describe a freshly shaved scrotum.
Man 1: Hey Ron, what's new?
Ron: Just my baby bag, I'm do on set.
by Joel TK June 21, 2005
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janey baby

janey baby is the best friend of freckler. she a fabulous cool girl who's gr8 to party wid!!!
by freckler April 14, 2004
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Baby Giraffe

An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.
Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!
by Lucafix June 22, 2011
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