May 14

the day when the most perfect girls are born

dan: my cousin is having a baby girl on May 14!
jack: awsome the baby girl must be perfect

by poggers ;) October 29, 2021

May 22

Odlulus birthday

Hey it’s May 22! Happy birthday Odlulu!

by Muppetfan October 30, 2019

May 6th

National Praise any kid name Shawn Day

“Check it out its May 6th which means it’s national praise Shawn day!”

by [ツBlankツ] May 2, 2019

May

A cute girl you know you like but Looks as if every other guy likes her so you hold back but then you get to know each other but then she breaks your fucking heart and friend zones you like the other 2 girls you loved

May fuck u

by True Slav April 26, 2020

May 23rd

Kiss a guy with the letter O in his name

Today is May 23rd, that guys name starts with the letter O, you should kiss him

by thatonerandomguythateatspineap May 22, 2023

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cindo de mayo

Omg its may 5th

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 12th

National give chiara a kiss day!

Person: its may 12th let me go give chiara a kiss.
Chiara: all my bitches in the shadows

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 12, 2022