snicker-tit-licker

the act of one dyke shitting on another dyke's breast, and then licking it off

"Dude have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?'

"Yeah its full of snicker-tit-licker s."

by Seymour Balzaac October 21, 2011

grandfather tit residue

The residue on and around the nipple of a grandfather.

Yale has a disturbing jar filled two thirds with grandfather tit residue on his kitchen table.

by tittysauces July 13, 2009

bon appé tits

a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.

Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"

Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"

by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011

pom-pom tits

Boobs with hair protruding from the nipple such that a pom-pom effect is made.

I was about to do this girl, but then i saw her pom-pom tits.

by Alex May 13, 2005

calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"

by JPsKills10 July 8, 2010

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.

by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

Chicken Tits

1. Something you call your friends of the opposite sex. It is meant to be affectionate, yet witty and hilarious, making it an okay nickname/term of endearment for someone you love just as a friend!

2. Don't try this with someone you aren't super tight with. 'Chicken tits,' while hilarious, can seem derogatory to someone with no humor.

Guy friend: "Night sweetheart"

Girl: "Dude... don't call me sweetheart"

Guy friend: "Alright chicken tits, see ya tomorrow!"

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011