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The Gowns 

A Punk-Rock band from Rochester, NY that plays loudly and occasionally smashes guitars on stage. Ex members of Koo Koo Boy, Drama Queen, Puddle, Bang-Abuse, K-9 Circle and The Pants.
Doug: What's going on this weekend?
Phil: Well, there's a cover band at that place by the lake or The Gowns are playing at that scary place in the city.
Doug: Oh - I saw them last time and my ears are still ringing - I almost got hit by a flying guitar pickup!
The Gowns by Garfield Hoover March 24, 2011
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The Guru 

One of the best bands in the fucking universe. A 4-piece 'Disco rock' band from Connecticut that knows how to put on a psychedelic show! They just released their debut album 'Native Sun' this year!
Disco Daughter off The Guru's Native Sun album is one tight ass track!
The Guru by ThatRandomGuy69 July 18, 2011
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The Grooge

The Ultimate Cross Breed Of "The Grinch" And "Scooge".

- Someone Who Hates Christmas More Than Any Living Organism Could !
1- James Dann Is The Grooge !
2- The Grooge Just Set Fire To My Christmas Tree !
3- The Grooge Just Punch A Homeless Guy On Christmas !
The Grooge by Mr.JohnSmith December 1, 2011

the grey 

Not black and white. Non-science.
Yo man, do you like poetry?

Nah dude, I stay away from the grey. It's really not my scene. Physics is where it's at.
the grey by NewWordGuy April 14, 2014
The swampmonsters friend in crime
The ghost is coming
The ghost by RIPPLEDSLAYER January 15, 2015

The Granny 

The granny is when a (grandmother) takes multiple teenage boys to the point of orgasm using mayonnaise hand jobs and toothless bj's. This is followed by grandmother tucking the teens into bed and calling it a night.
I grew up receiving the granny thinking it was normal.
The Granny by Fire torch August 21, 2015
When your girl's on her way out the door before you get the pussy she promised and you exclaim, "Power pole extend! Take this you mean old bully!" You then extend your power pole into her.

Inspired by the first episode of Dragon Ball.
I power pole vaulted onto my girlfriend and my dragon balls slid across her penciled eyebrows, and 20 feet across the hardwood floor. I made sure to nail the Goku on the second attempt.
The Goku by poopSNARE October 16, 2017