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Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022
mugGet the Two Weeksmug.

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.
Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse
by Dwevle May 10, 2019
mugGet the Two legs and a pulsemug.

Two Tabber

A person who embodies the two-tabbed mindset. Someone too basic, too slow, or too limited to process more than two options, thoughts, or windows at a time. Often used as a direct insult in gamer/streamer banter.
Don’t ask him, he’s a Two Tabber—can’t keep up with the strat."
“Classic Two Tabber energy: gets confused at a tutorial.”
“You’re telling me you only have two tabs open? What a Two Tabber.”
by Hybrix September 15, 2025
mugGet the Two Tabbermug.

2 spirit (Two-Spirit)

what I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 2 spirit (Two-Spirit)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
mugGet the 2 spirit (Two-Spirit)mug.

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.
Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
mugGet the two cocks of the same foreskinmug.

Two Words

I have two words for you, she bad.
by Stdmdkd January 2, 2023
mugGet the Two Wordsmug.

two-kicker

Gimme that two-kicker...I am ready to get ALL HIGH!!
by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016
mugGet the two-kickermug.

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