A smokin' HOT man with long, beautiful hair, and huge, sexy muscles (better to choke you with, my dear 😈).... His hypnotic baby blue eyes will rock your world (and make you drop your panties).... And although he may have the devilish power of charm and ability to evoke feelings you never knew you could have so INTENSELY (like Lucifer Morningstar), his all Irish name means "Little Dark One Like God"...
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. ⚖️
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking 😎
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it😈
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane 💙
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. ⚖️
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking 😎
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it😈
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane 💙
1. "Did you hear about Michael Duane?"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"
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Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
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He knows Andrew Tate!
Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme
Rockafeller who?
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Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme
Rockafeller who?
“My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”
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