Keyster bunny

One who puts a bag on over their face and shoots meth into their anus. Especially if it’s on Easter. And goes around stealing everything in sight.

Fuck, someone stole my wal-mart sack. Prolly gonna put it over their face. I hate the keyster bunny.

by Slushdogg February 2, 2025

keystoner

A very safe roller derby team from Pennsylvania. Filled with laughter & good times.

Man 1: What's that ladder doing in the middle of the derby track?
Man 2: We should have a safety meeting about that.

Man 1: You are such a keystoner!
Man 2: Funny thing is, I dont even have a ladder!

by Nemesis5 February 2, 2025

Keys

Alternative spelling for kys to avoid having the account banned

User 1: Offensive and hurtful comment
User 2: Keys

by Cheehuahua February 4, 2025

Keyboard Criminal

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)

"Ur a keyboard criminal"

by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025

keyarion

Keyarion is a quiet, reserved soul when you first meet him, but, man, he is a funny, honest, trustworthy soul once you break the ice. He has gangster tendencies when needed, but will rub your feet at the end of the day. He's protective, and if he fucks with you, he fucks with you. Not to be confused with weak, Keyarion is a complete gentleman. He doesn't fuck around and find out; he doesn't have time for that. He does, however, handle his business with grace. He's sweet, polite, and not your average guy. If keyarion is in your life, be thankful and don't let him go! He's a keeper!

If Keyarion is going with you, you have nothing to worry about; he's got you!

by PiscesKush February 10, 2025

Keys

Kill yourself. People figured out how to tell someone to kill themselves on Tiktok without their comment being removed.

-I'm such a big fan of Hitler!
-Keys.

by Kakajohn February 10, 2025

keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.

"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."

by maxkelp February 28, 2025