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k-christian

This term is defined as Korean Christian music that individuals may decide to listen to. AND YES, IT EXISTS :)!!! PRAISE OUR HEAVENLY FATHER! THANK YOU GOD:)!!!!
P.S. my favorite groups are WAYHOME, AGAPAO worship, WELOVE, LEVISTANCE, Heavens Generation, and probably some more:)
"Ohh... is this k-christian? It sounds awesome:)"
"Is this that k-christian group AGAPAO worship? So Cool!!!"
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The Christian Persecution Complex

That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.
Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.
Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.
by Sigmalord June 6, 2024
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How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Father Christian

This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.
by ccanonymous January 23, 2025
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Goddamnit Christina Ricci

I just read an article where Christina Ricci is talking about how much she hates "Lightning Crashes" and I'm like "Lightning Crashes?" So I look it up on YouTube... And now it's stuck in my head...
Hym 😑

Iam "What... Are you doing?" 🤨

Hym "The angel opens here AaaaaaAAAAAyes! HAAAAZEL COLORED EYE!"

Iam "Oh God... God... Goddamnit Christina Ricci!"

Hym "I fEEl it, COOOOOming bAAck OHgain! Lahke a rOll of thUUnder chasing the wind!"

Iam *inhales deeply and sighs, exasperated*
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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