This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.
Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024
When you do some anime hand magic forming an anal crane (hands together, 8 fingers pointing up) and then sneak up on you classmate and shove it up his anus at high velocity causing him to take off and be craned.
by Kamishawan November 20, 2020
(Example 1)
Bitch one:damn he’s fine
Bitch two: mannn he’s anal popn
Hoe 1: do uu think I should get this g string ?
Hoe 2: YES BITCH THATS FUCKN ANAL POPN
Bitch one:damn he’s fine
Bitch two: mannn he’s anal popn
Hoe 1: do uu think I should get this g string ?
Hoe 2: YES BITCH THATS FUCKN ANAL POPN
by Masterbigdxddy April 09, 2018
by jonre x aleah August 16, 2023
The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.
by D1eB1tch November 15, 2022
by pantaloon.exe December 28, 2020
Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.
“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”
by Tgphelps February 07, 2018