two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.

" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"

by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022

two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017

two

two is a number

do you like two number
yes

by two_number_fan July 30, 2022

Two-Weeker

When you’ve been smoking methamphetamine for {TWO-WEEKS}!!!! You’re a “two-weeker!!!” TWEAKER!!!

Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!

Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!

by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022

Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.

My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.

by JAB32 January 28, 2023

number two year

Like a number four year, but are years in a 4n+2 pattern. They are known for Winter Olympics, FIFA World Cup, and U.S. Midterm elections.

The PyeongChang Winter Olympics and Russia World Cup will make 2018 an amazing number two year!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 10, 2017

Two-tism

people who like the character two-face and has autism.

they also really like the number Two and also to make things half

I have Two-tism

by Batsy_thedarkknight December 1, 2025