Wet lettuce

Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time

Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones

by Muscualr Crab December 8, 2023

wet smoker

Somebody, that gets the cigar as wet as his bed at night

Look at Jonny deep throating that cigar, he is a wet smoker

by Knorck January 25, 2020

wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.

Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache

by 2991stac November 7, 2017

Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob

"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"

by Applebenchcrisp September 4, 2021

tier wet

In prison: a call to warn other inmates the c.o.s are coming.

Ayo... Tier wet y'all. Guards coming in.

by dark wolf April 16, 2015

Wet Knee Houston

When you trip on a puddle in Texas, and get your legs wet.
Made famous by a round headed chimp.

I tripped on a puddle in Texas the other week and got my legs wet, that’s wet knee houston.

Karl your a maniac

by Chimpanzee That March 18, 2025

Wet Vinnie

Sucking your toe and sticking it in someone else’s ear. Wet Willies slutty Italian cousin

We stopped hanging out with Q he kept giving us Wet Vinnie’s

by Al28 July 15, 2021