A spy camera disguised as a living creature by the government. Some believe that birds are in fact real animals, but these people have either been brainwashed by the government or are just stupid.
by hkvbJVWlEV March 1, 2019
Get the Birdmug. When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
Get the birth by anal bird explosionmug. by It was i dio February 13, 2022
Get the Pointing birdmug. by Zavisti November 30, 2011
Get the Bocking birdmug. by Scarredforlife65 June 27, 2016
Get the Bird Snapmug. by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021
Get the grabbing the birdmug. The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.
When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds
by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022
Get the Free Birdsmug.