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Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.

That how is a bird

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025

Bird

When you need lies on top of lies you need a bird, he locks in and interjects his opinions over all of yours and keeps going until he runs out of breath but he never does. What’s that smell bird for sure you can smell him with your eyes before you ever see him

I’m tired of her birds

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025