two, twom, twos, twos, twoself

Based on the pronoun "one".

two, twom, twos, twos, twoself

Two went to the store earlier today.

by marcotoa October 23, 2025

two sack

Two American dollars worth of regular cannabis.

Can I purchase a two sack, Bernard?
You most certainly may, Reginald, that will cost you two American dollars, though.

by masty garson andson July 19, 2010

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.

Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Chucking twos

To throw two fingers up in a peace sign.

She sent me a picture of her chucking twos.

by FuzzyPanda16 February 25, 2019

two point one

Satisfactory mark at University. Enough to get a job and live, and shit, and stuff.

"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"

by StreetMutt March 19, 2015

two toth weekend

Two Toth brothers in the same city for a weekend.
No city in the world can handle two toth's for one weekend, can't handle the pure devastation buildings would fall, riots on the Streets, mass chaos. Pray this never happens to your city

The toth's are coming down for a weekend, that's is a two Toth weekend. How is that possible

by Scared citizen January 23, 2021