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RAPE

Rape (RAYp)A substitution for the legal definition that is intended to punish a perceived slight or rejection . Can be confused for the legal definition , but is easily distinguished from the proper definition by a compete lack of evidence , facts , victims , or the crime itself .
Sally was enraged when she learned that John asked Ann to the prom instead of her , so she accused him of rape hoping to ruin his life .
by Lcherry June 10, 2025
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Thumb-raping

Using the thumb to forcefully repair the asshole of a Heroes of Goo WWE, with the figure in prone position.
"Hey Dad, can I get one of those WWE action figures?"

"No son those are for thumb-raping"
by johncenaactionfigure April 11, 2025
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Rape

When someone puts a penis where it shouldn't be.
A: I just got raped.
B: Define 'rape'.
A: Penis somewhere... not good...
by Báleygr March 16, 2020
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Blitz rape

I had to Save my life Before He rape so I Blitz rape him
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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progressive rape

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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condom rape

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.
My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.
by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015
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Joy's rape

the act of forcefully fucking your spouse because you know she wants you too.
We got into an argument with Jane again so I Joy's raped her how she likes.
by K.i.M.u November 12, 2021
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