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Piss

To get an ok sleep
Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"
by WINGNUT4444 August 29, 2021
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Piss stinker

An animal or lesson that continuiously shits and pissed themself. They are sometimes very self-obsorbed and think they are the best in which the are fucking wrong
by Ahahahahasehs December 9, 2019
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Piss Nozzle

A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.
“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”

“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall
by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 2, 2022
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panther piss

A term for a drink that is especially high in caffeine (E.g. Red Bull, Mountain Dew)
I may drink lots of soda, but the one thing I can't stand is panther piss.
by GallopingSausage June 12, 2018
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Piss Frisson

(noun)
The oddly satisfying wave of goosebumps you get from a perfect storm of aesthetic factors while taking a leak—like the hum of an overhead fan, the echo of splashing liquid, and the sheer relief of making it in time.

A positive counterpart to Pee Shivers, often experienced after a high-stakes bathroom sprint. A prime example of Frisson caused by Urination.
John burst into the restroom, barely unzipping in time. As the golden stream hit porcelain, the mix of sound, relief, and ambience sent chills up his spine—pure Piss Frisson.
by The Farce Deity March 21, 2025
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Piss lake

when a lake drains on a full moon a band of thousand of snipers piss in the empty lake and call it the piss lake
snipers:*makes piss lake*
spy:WTF
by raybeez February 21, 2022
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Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.
“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”
by UFried October 10, 2025
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