crank off

to leave

to let loose with something or other

to shoot a gun

to relax, or chill

1-im bored, i feel to just crank off

2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair

3-dont make me crank off this shooter

4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked

by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008

dust offs

similar to whip its but instead you use the spray thats meant to "dust off" keyboards. all it really is is pressurized CO2 that you breathe in to get a high. makes you laugh a lot. take too much though and you pass out.

Frank and I were hysterical after we did some dust offs.

by Greg123 May 30, 2008

off the charts

In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.

I knew he was a clueless tool when he used the expression “off the charts” three times in one hour.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

Tee off

Tee off is a good sayin to use when sombody is annoying you! I use it all the time its like a move along sayin!

Tee off! ive had enough of you an ur hat!

by Ferrett September 16, 2005

pop off

When a kid does a fart.

Did you just do a pop off?

by Michael October 13, 2003

Jill off

The Female Version of a Jack off. A useless, lazy waste of life who spends most of her time with her head up her ass and cannot be depended on for anything. Usually found laying around watching TV or texting when she should be working or doing something constructive.

Why didn't Amanda finish this paperwork? She's such a fucking Jill off.

by dungeonsun April 28, 2011

off top

off top of the dome suckelle

by Anonymous October 20, 2003