Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018

Mexican Border Sniper

Someone who is really good at aiming in a video game.

Your so good at aiming my little Mexican border sniper.

by Im not color blind i promise February 4, 2021

Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together

1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican

by The big Mexican March 13, 2021

Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

mexican windpipe

a sexual maneuver when you spread your partners anal cheeks, and blow into their rectum, a very sensual sexual act.

Friend: How did you and that Asian girl do last night?

Me: Nothing much normal but she gave me a Mexican Windpipe.

by eatdetpussy445 June 23, 2019

Mexican flute

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.

I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.

by Maleeeek April 21, 2017

Mexican Space Program

Sex act- where the man buys antibiotics from a mexican liquor store, dips it in mango flavoring, vapo rub, and tajin.

The man then places the pill as suppository into the woman's anus. The resulting burn and “high” during intercourse will send her into space metaphorically

“No mames wey! She’s undergoing the Mexican space program, she’s so lucky”

by Milf Examiner February 27, 2025